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WE TAKE PAIN RELIEF SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING ELSE? MEH.

I sleep very well knowing that after I smash my opponent in the ring, he will heal fast.
Thanks Battle Balm!

Ibrahim A.

Middleweight Boxer

I didn't make it to the NFL because of a shoulder injury in pee wee football. Thanks to Battle Balm, my shoulder feels amazing! Now, I can tackle the neighborhood kids in backyard football with no more pain. It reminds them that I still got it!

Todd "The Puma"

Pro Dad

Jiujitsu is like life. Sometimes, you get smashed. But I pick up the pieces and put myself back together with Battle Balm. It is the only thing that keeps me on the mats.

Sato K.

Engineer

I play chess for living. My brain gets huge exercise. Sometimes, it hurts. Cervicogenic headaches are no match for me when use Battle Balm! Neck muscles get loose and zero pain. Plus, it feels good on arthritis in my hands.

Vladimir V.

Chess Master

With the amount of punishment I put my body through, I should be in heaven. But, my purpose while I'm alive is to put my opponents through hell! Battle Balm helps me heal faster and hit harder!

Julie C.

Rugby Player

With two hip replacements and a trick elbow, I'm still going! Battle Balm has kept me on the dance floor longer than the 60 year olds! I will win the nursing home breakdancing championship again this year. If you don't think so, Come at me, bro!

Angela L.

Nursing Home Dance Champ

When I've got cramps, I'm miserable. It's hard to deal with anything at home. Battle Balm on my belly with a warm heating blanket is a miracle. I yell at my children much less thanks to Battle Balm!

Lin P.

Mom of 2

THEY LAUGH BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT.
WE LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONNECTION BETWEEN PAIN & HEALTH.

WHEN YOUR CHILD WANTS A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO THE ZOO, DON'T LET BACK PAIN STOP YOU. THEY WILL ONLY BE 42 YEARS OLD ONCE.

BATTLE BALM IS THE MOST NATURAL PAIN RELIEVER IN THE WORLD. LAUGHTER IS SECOND. ESPECIALLY FORCED LAUGHTER. WE BOTH KNOW THAT AIN'T NATURAL!

WHEN THE GRIM REAPER COMES CALLING AND MOTHER NATURE COMES COMPOSTING, MAKE SURE YOUR BODY IS ALL NATURAL. NOW YOU KNOW HOW ZOMBIES ARE MADE.

WHEN YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE SKILL OF CREATING BODY ACHES BY MERELY SLEEPING, BATTLE BALM HAS THE KEY TO LOCK IT BACK UP.

TRUE FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU DO DUMB THINGS AND LAUGH AT YOU FOR IT. WE'RE HERE TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T LET THEM DOWN.

RUBBING BATTLE BALM ON YOUR NECK, BACK, AND KNEES WILL MAKE PULLING CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYER LESS PAINFUL.
JUST KIDDING. NOTHING WILL MAKE THAT CHORE LESS PAINFUL.

DOES YOUR HIP HURT FROM RUNNING TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE? MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK YOUR SHOES.

Choose from 3 strengths of pain punching power

Battle Balm Original Strength All Natural Topical Pain Cream Dit Da Jow Formula — Pain Level: "It's Killing me Softly."

*For bug bites and baby boo boos.*

$18.95

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*For most people injuring themselves doing dumb stuff.*

$19.95

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*For those with much more willpower than their bodies can handle.*

$20.95

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PHYSICAL THERAPISTS

For restoring movement & strength

MASSAGE THERAPISTS

For deep tissue work & mobilization

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For nerve pain & musculoskeletal injury

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For post-op rehabilitation & alternative to ice

CHIROPRACTORS

For functional reintegration of body

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PETROLEUM FREE

We don't use petroleum, parabens, paraffin or derivatives.

SULFATE FREE

We don't use sodium laurel sulfate, laureth sulfate, or dodecyl sulfate.

MINERAL OIL FREE

We don't use paraffinum liquidum, microcrystalline wax, or synthetic oil.

SILICONE FREE

We don't use dimethicone, cyclomethicone, or any ingredient ending in -cone.

ARTIFICIAL COLORS FREE

We don't add colors, fillers or preservatives.

PFAS FREE

We don't use polyfluoroalkyl or "forever" chemicals.

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Battle Balm All Natural & Organic Topical Pain Relief Cream Founder & CEO

My Mom Was a Guinea Pig

Figuratively...figuratively.

I've specialized in pain management for a third of my life and I've tried tons of topicals.

Unfortunately, the market is flooded with garbage analgesics and companies looking to exploit people suffering.

I got fed up with what I saw. I felt that real healing needed better quality products.

I didn't care about sales. I cared about people. That's what drove our product design. I wanted a pain reliever so clean and natural that anyone could use it.

If it means anything, my mother was one of the initial product testers. She still uses Battle Balm today!

So, if you're in the market for the cleanest, highest quality topical pain relief cream in the world, it's right here.

Superior products come from superior ingredients. Always.

- Dylan Jawahir, CEO & Founder

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