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PUNCHING PAIN IN THE FACE SINCE 2011.
MAKING BAD DECISIONS?
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BATTLE BALM IS THE STRONGEST, ALL-NATURAL & ORGANIC TOPICAL PAIN RELIEVER IN THE INDUSTRY.
Crafted for combat sports, but now everyone's using it.
★★★★★
I sleep very well knowing that after I smash my opponent in the ring, he will heal fast.
Thanks Battle Balm!
- Ibrahim A.
★★★★★
"I've been a pro athlete all my life. I just didn't make it to the NFL because of a shoulder injury in pee wee football. Thanks to Battle Balm, my shoulder feels amazing!
Now when I toss the football in the backyard on Sundays, I can tackle the neighborhood kids with no more pain. It's a good reminder to them that I still got it!
-Todd "The Puma"
★★★★★
I play chess for living. My brain gets huge exercise. Sometimes, it hurts.
Cervicogenic headaches are no match for me when use Battle Balm! Neck muscles get loose and zero pain.
Plus, it feels good on arthritis in my hands.
- Vladimir V.
★★★★★
With two hip replacements and nine fingers, I'm still going!
Battle Balm has kept me on the dance floor longer than the 60 year olds! I will win the nursing home breakdancing championship again this year.
If you don't think so, "Come at me, bro!"
- Angela L.
★★★★★
With the amount of punishment I put my body through, I should be in heaven.
But, my purpose while I'm alive is to put my opponents through hell!
Battle Balm helps me heal faster and hit harder!
- Julie C.
THEY LAUGH BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT.
WE LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONNECTION BETWEEN PAIN & HEALTH.
(Laughter is the second strongest pain reliever in the industry, and we give it to you for free.)
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MEDICAL DOCTORS
For non-opioid pain relief & drug-free analgesic options
PHYSICAL THERAPISTS
For restoring movement & strength
MASSAGE THERAPISTS
For deep tissue work & mobilization
SPORTS ACUPUNCTURISTS
For nerve pain & musculoskeletal injury
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS
For post-op rehabilitation & alternative to ice
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We are the best all-natural & organic topical pain cream in the industry, or your money back.
The Indian Mr. Miyagi
OUR STORY
The goal wasn't to run a pain relief company. I was only looking to create a serious topical analgesic for the combat athletes that came into my clinic.
They loved the formulation so much that they started asking for it outside of my clinic.
To avoid being stalked by pro fighters, I decided to package it, name it, and offer it online. (Get it? Battle Balm. Pugilist Putty was in the running...it just doesn't have the same zing, though.)
It's been over a decade and I still love bringing clean, healthy, high performance pain relief to people.
Sometimes I feel like the Indian version of Mr. Miyagi. The rest of the time, I'm so happy that I help people heal...and that I don't live in Reseda.
- Dylan Jawahir, CEO & Founder
When you're ready to stop rubbing toxic chemicals on your body, choose Battle Balm.
NO PETROLEUM
We don't use petroleum, parabens, paraffin or derivatives.
NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS
We don't add colors, fillers or preservatives.
NO SULFATES
We don't use sodium laurel sulfate, laureth sulfate, or dodecyl sulfate.
NO SILICONES
We don't use dimethicone, cyclomethicone, or any ingredient ending in -cone.
NO MINERAL OILS
We don't use paraffinum liquidum, microcrystalline wax, or synthetic oil.
