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BATTLE BALM WAS CRAFTED FOR HIGH PERFORMANCE ATHLETES

(It works on the other 99.5% of the population, too.)

WE TAKE PAIN RELIEF SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING ELSE? MEH.

I sleep very well knowing that after I smash my opponent in the ring, he will heal fast.
Thanks Battle Balm!

Ibrahim the boxer pugilist loves Battle Balm since it helps his opponent athletes heal faster from sports injuries

Ibrahim A.

Middleweight Boxer

I didn't make it to the NFL because of a shoulder injury in pee wee football. Thanks to Battle Balm, my shoulder feels amazing! Now, I can tackle the neighborhood kids in backyard football with no more pain. It reminds them that I still got it!

Todd, the dad athlete, loves Battle Balm all natural topical pain cream since it helps his shoulder pain from playing football in his younger years.

Todd "The Puma"

Pro Dad

Jiujitsu is like life. Sometimes, you get smashed. But I pick up the pieces and put myself back together with Battle Balm. It is the only thing that keeps me on the mats.

Sato the BJJ player loves Battle Balm all natural organic topical analgesic because he can heal faster from jiujitsu injuries on the mat. His opponents also love Battle Balm as a dit da jow medicine.

Sato K.

Engineer

I play chess for living. My brain gets huge exercise. Sometimes, it hurts. Cervicogenic headaches are no match for me when use Battle Balm! Neck muscles get loose and zero pain. Plus, it feels good on arthritis in my hands.

Vladimir V.

Chess Master

With the amount of punishment I put my body through, I should be in heaven. But, my purpose while I'm alive is to put my opponents through hell! Battle Balm helps me heal faster and hit harder!

Julie the rugby professional athlete uses Battle Balm to crush her opponents because Battle Balm pain cream makes her feel better quickly and relieves pain effectively.

Julie C.

Rugby Player

With two hip replacements and a trick elbow, I'm still going! Battle Balm has kept me on the dance floor longer than the 60 year olds! I will win the nursing home breakdancing championship again this year. If you don't think so, Come at me, bro!

Angela is an elderly woman who uses Battle Balm topical pain cream to help her stay healthy and dance longer than her friends suffering from pain. She loves Battle Balm!

Angela L.

Nursing Home Dance Champ

When I've got cramps, I'm miserable. It's hard to deal with anything at home. Battle Balm on my belly with a warm heating blanket is a miracle. I yell at my children much less thanks to Battle Balm!

Lin is a mother who uses Battle Balm pain relief cream for menstrual cramps as it is effective and natural. She finds that it helps keep her spirits up when taking care of her family!

Lin P.

Mom of 2

THEY LAUGH BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT.
WE LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONNECTION BETWEEN PAIN & HEALTH.

WHEN YOUR CHILD WANTS A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO THE ZOO, DON'T LET BACK PAIN STOP YOU. THEY WILL ONLY BE 42 YEARS OLD ONCE.

BATTLE BALM IS THE MOST NATURAL PAIN RELIEVER IN THE WORLD. LAUGHTER IS SECOND. ESPECIALLY FORCED LAUGHTER. WE BOTH KNOW THAT AIN'T NATURAL!

WHEN YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE SKILL OF CREATING BODY ACHES BY MERELY SLEEPING, BATTLE BALM HAS THE KEY TO LOCK IT BACK UP.

WHEN THE GRIM REAPER COMES CALLING AND MOTHER NATURE COMES COMPOSTING, MAKE SURE YOUR BODY IS ALL NATURAL. NOW YOU KNOW HOW ZOMBIES ARE MADE.

WHAT IF THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BATTLE BALM WAS TO SAVE THE PLANET BY SHOWING YOU THE HEALING POWER OF MOTHER NATURE?

WE THINK THAT PROPYLENE GLYCOL BELONGS IN YOUR CAR, NOT ON YOUR BUM KNEE.

WHEN YOU RUB PETROLEUM BASED PAIN RELIEF ON YOUR BODY, CAN YOU HEAR YOUR SKIN GASPING FOR AIR?

TRUE FRIENDS WILL HELP YOU DO DUMB THINGS AND LAUGH AT YOU FOR IT. WE'RE HERE TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T LET THEM DOWN.

RUBBING BATTLE BALM ON YOUR NECK, BACK, AND KNEES WILL MAKE PULLING CLOTHES OUT OF THE DRYER LESS PAINFUL.
JUST KIDDING. NOTHING WILL MAKE THAT CHORE LESS PAINFUL.

Choose from 3 strengths of pain punching power

Battle Balm Original Strength All Natural Topical Pain Cream Dit Da Jow Formula — Pain Level: "It's Killing me Softly."

*For bug bites and baby boo boos.*

$18.95

Battle Balm Extra Strength All Natural Topical Pain Cream Dit Da Jow Formula — Pain Level: "I'm Still Functional. Sort of..."

*For most people injuring themselves doing dumb stuff.*

$19.95

Battle Balm Demon Strength All Natural Topical Pain Cream Dit Da Jow Formula — Pain Level: "Just Cut it Off!"

*For those with much more willpower than their bodies can handle.*

$20.95

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For restoring movement & strength

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For deep tissue work & mobilization

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For nerve pain & musculoskeletal injury

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For post-op rehabilitation & alternative to ice

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For functional reintegration of body

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PETROLEUM FREE

We don't use petroleum, parabens, paraffin or derivatives.

SULFATE FREE

We don't use sodium laurel sulfate, laureth sulfate, or dodecyl sulfate.

MINERAL OIL FREE

We don't use paraffinum liquidum, microcrystalline wax, or synthetic oil.

SILICONE FREE

We don't use dimethicone, cyclomethicone, or any ingredient ending in -cone.

ARTIFICIAL FREE

We don't add colors, fillers or preservatives.

PFAS FREE

We don't use polyfluoroalkyl or "forever" chemicals.

Battle Balm Demon strength open container tin is our strongest topical pain rub cream and it is free from: petroleum, sulfates, mineral oils, silicones, artificial colors, and PFAS.

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Battle Balm All Natural & Organic Topical Pain Relief Cream Founder & CEO

My Mom Was a Guinea Pig

Figuratively...figuratively.

I've specialized in pain management for a third of my life and I've tried tons of topicals.

Unfortunately, the market is flooded with garbage analgesics and companies looking to exploit people suffering.

I got fed up with what I saw. I felt that real healing needed better quality products.

I didn't care about sales. I cared about people. That's what drove our product design. I wanted a pain reliever so clean and natural that anyone could use it.

If it means anything, my mother was one of the initial product testers. She still uses Battle Balm today!

So, if you're in the market for the cleanest, highest quality topical pain relief cream in the world, it's right here.

Superior products come from superior ingredients. Always.

- Dylan Jawahir, CEO & Founder

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